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Wednesday, July 3, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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MURPHY'S LAW

I have won $2.5 million and a new car, so anyone want to buy a newspaper?

I have won $2.5 million and a new car, so anyone want to buy a newspaper?

I got a call from Las Vegas Friday from Publisher’s Clearinghouse, informing me I was a newly minted millionaire and the owner of a new car.

I am only going to receive $10,000 a month until I reach $2.5 million, so I will have to get by on that for a while.

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