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MURPHY'S LAW
MURPHY'S LAW

I have won $2.5 million and a new car, so anyone want to buy a newspaper?

2023-03-15 04:00 AM
MURPHY'S LAW
MURPHY'S LAW

My wife has been going back in history, converting old 8 mm films into digital copies and moving information from an old computer to a new one.

2023-03-08 04:00 AM
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Letter to the editor In reference to the article in the Feb. 22 edition of the Humphrey Democrat on the statement that Lindsay Holy Family school, grades 7-12 will merge with Humphrey St. Francis, I decided to look up the word merge in the World Book Dictionary. This is what was written: Merge-swallow up; adsorb; combine and absorb; to become swallowed up or adsorbed into something else.

2023-03-08 04:00 AM
MURPHY'S LAW
MURPHY'S LAW

The beauty of memories is that we shape them as time goes by.

2023-03-01 04:00 AM
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MURPHY'S LAW

Someday “Soda” will see the pictures of Saturday’s baby shower and understand how excited the family and their friends were for his or her arrival.

2023-02-22 04:00 AM
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MURPHY'S LAW

Every time I look at my daughter, Claire, I see this little girl who is growing into a mommy.

2023-02-15 04:00 AM
MURPHY'S LAW
MURPHY'S LAW

If you live long enough you see your heroes fade away.

2023-02-08 04:00 AM
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MURPHY'S LAW

The more college and professional sports change, the more I appreciate high school athletics.

2023-02-01 04:00 AM
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MURPHY'S LAW

I joke that I was home, but in a way, it feels like home.

2023-01-25 04:00 AM
MURPHY'S LAW
MURPHY'S LAW

Ollie is a cancer survivor.

2023-01-18 04:00 AM
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Ronald Reagan on government: It is not my intent to do away with government. It is, rather, to make it work - work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back. Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it.

2023-01-18 04:00 AM
MURPHY'S LAW
MURPHY'S LAW

One of the thoughts I had was of a recent basketball game. One player dipped his shoulder and charged into the opposing player’s chest.

2023-01-11 04:00 AM
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